Going Shopping

Well darlings I absolutly had to blog this little true story of going shopping with my grandaughter Mildred, so please stop what you are doing and read this post. Well Mildred and I were going shopping for tea cozies, false teeth, coffee mugs and other little nicknacks that caught our atention. When we couldn't find any false teeth we decided to line up in the cue. Just at that very moment the elderly man infront of us started muffling about his year and started waving a five dollar note in our faces. All that we could hear of the dear was this "Bufoofookn gllullalashomunti five dollarrhon roolf os ynnuf!" So seeing as Mildred is only 7 she saw the five dollar note and grabbed it. But that is not all you see when Mildred had the money in her hands, the man wacked the little darling on the head with the end of his walking stick. Then the lady at the counter called the police and ovcorse the police came and saw Mildred on the ground unconcious and had a word to the man about how wrong the thing he did was until he bribed the police into not taking him to court and charging him for hospital bills and ovcorse he got away with it . And then about 2 hours later my darling Mildred woke up with a very bad head ache and said "I don't realy like that man."

And we then went home.