About me.

Like, well, like, telling you that I'm really, like, 23 I have to, like, tell you a little bit about me.
Like, well, of course you know that I'm a model so..., like, I won't you to know a few, like, other things.
Well, like, I love chocolate, absolutely crazy about teddys, um... love to read magazines and like, my abosolutely fav thing of all is like, going shopping.
Well,like, I love to go shopping for new clothes, um...teddys,um... chocolate and...mostly shoes, but also love shopping for.................................
Well, like, like..........THINGS!!!
Ok, thats it

The New Me!

Well like my new image huh?
No more old guys for me!
The night is young
and so am
I!

FRAUD!!!

I know that in my blogging years I've said many things about purple hair, five dollar notes, alchohoe, and false teeth, and I just wanted to say IT'S NOT TRUE!!! I am realy a 23 year old model and have blond hair! I realy couldn't keep it up being an old lady when I am actually only 23 it was impossible! (but fun) so only letting you know. Oh and by the way I am actually going to put up a new picture of me to suit how I actually look.

Hey! I'm sorta like a billboard!

NO VODKA!!!

I woke up this morning and took out me curlers from me hair and got into my slippers to go over to me licker cabnet and have a quick liddle drink while me nerses weren't lookn'. But when I got there I saw that there wasn't any vodka! "This is a tradgedy!" I wailed "Where on earth am I going to get another bottle of vodka on a Sunday? I can't go out today, I'm dyeing my hair! I'll have to get Crazy Phil on the job.....imagine what he'll do with my money...he'll probably spend it on booze or something equally vile. The only alchahols I' like is beer, wine, champagne, rum, whisky, scotch, and at the top of the list, VODKA! That reminds me, I wish I had some vodka, I'll have to get Crazy Phil on the job, I'll be dyeing my hair or I'd go myself. Imagine what he'll do with my money, he'll probably spend it on booze or something equally as vile, the only achahols that I like are beer, wine, champagne, rum, whisky, scotch, and at the top of the list VODKA! I wish I had some vodka..."

Going Shopping

Well darlings I absolutly had to blog this little true story of going shopping with my grandaughter Mildred, so please stop what you are doing and read this post. Well Mildred and I were going shopping for tea cozies, false teeth, coffee mugs and other little nicknacks that caught our atention. When we couldn't find any false teeth we decided to line up in the cue. Just at that very moment the elderly man infront of us started muffling about his year and started waving a five dollar note in our faces. All that we could hear of the dear was this "Bufoofookn gllullalashomunti five dollarrhon roolf os ynnuf!" So seeing as Mildred is only 7 she saw the five dollar note and grabbed it. But that is not all you see when Mildred had the money in her hands, the man wacked the little darling on the head with the end of his walking stick. Then the lady at the counter called the police and ovcorse the police came and saw Mildred on the ground unconcious and had a word to the man about how wrong the thing he did was until he bribed the police into not taking him to court and charging him for hospital bills and ovcorse he got away with it . And then about 2 hours later my darling Mildred woke up with a very bad head ache and said "I don't realy like that man."

And we then went home.

last week

Last week when I was dieing my hair purple, crazy old Phil barged in to my barthroom and said ''Nell! Nell! I need to use you hair brush again (and laidies please take this seriously) that I said ''cut that out you old fart, I am trying to bathe, Nell is not in ward 45 she is in ward 54 and by the way you are bald!" I says. and that is what happenned last week. Well what do you think dears?